Four Leaf Clovers Are Evil

WACO (EAP) -- "Four-leaf clovers are evil and must be uprooted" said a Waco woman to doctors as she was being stitched up at a local hospital after being attacked by a neighbor's dog while searching their backyard for demonic clovers.

34-year-old Francene Williams says she received a message from God in a dream that told her to rid her neighborhood of all clovers which have more than three leaves.