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ATLANTA (EAP) -- Christians from around the country gathered together in Atlanta this week in an attempt to reconcile their differences and form a cohesive set of "sins" which they can all agree on, and they hope to form a new denomination which they can all be happy with. "Things don't look good so far," said Tim Johnson, spokesman for a group of Christians who take the Bible quite literally, and think that mowing the lawn on Sunday is a sin and an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. "The Sunday newspaper is quite heavy, and it's obvious that picking it up off of the driveway or the front lawn is an act of work, and something that the Lord doesn't want us to do on His Holy day," says Johnson, who encourages all Christians to cancel their Sunday newspaper subscriptions.
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