Hurricane God Under Attack

WASHINGTON (EAP) -- The National Hurricane Center is currently under attack by several groups of fundamentalist Christians because the Center wants to replace the name 'Gert' with 'God' in next years list of hurricane names.

"We think Gert is a silly name," said Allen Wolbridge, spokesman for the National Hurricane Center. "We took a vote and decided to use God instead of Gert, and we don't really have a problem with it," he said.