Religion In The News Archives

• I'm Born Again, Get Me Outta Here
• Iraqis Call Shuttle Disaster God's Vengeance
• Burst Hemorrhoid Causes Trouble in Jerusalem
• Canadian Christians Ask Jesus For Help With Trash Problem
• Empty Caskets Found in Houston Cemeteries
• Jerusalem Monks Trade Blows in Unholy Row
• Argument Over Religion Ends With Slaying
• Vatican Auctions Art Relics to Pay For Priestly Pedophilia
• Mysterious Obelisk Appears in Jerusalem
• Dozens Get Carbon Monoxide Poisoning At Church
• Fire-Starting Chimp to be Destroyed
• Pope Pushes For Calendar Change
• Arkansas Woman Killed During Mistaken Rapture
• Detroit Church Infected With Anthrax
• Mount Rushmore Attacked by Christians
• Lost Bible Causes Sticky Situation
• Pope's Missing Hat Found
• Parrot Preaches the Gospel
• Man of God Preaches to Insects
• Christian Trumpeters Surround Abortion Clinic
• Gingerbread Jesus Proves Fatal
• Book Burning Still Goes On Today
• Jesus Statue Attracts Crowds of Women
• Dashboard Jesus Kills Ohio Teen
• Communion Wine Spiked With Viagra
• Virgin Reveals Herself in Ice Cream
• Twin Brother Impersonates Local Pastor
• Christian Cult Claims Barney is Jesus
• Water Walking Christian Drowns in Bathtub
• Speeding Sinner Arrested Outside Church
• Please Give My Teeth To Jesus
• Big Bob is Dead
• Pope Sweat For Sale
• Jesus Fishing Lure Scores Big Catches
• Bible Burning Hunters Survive Blizzard
• Naked Soul Buyer Nabbed in Manhattan
• Missing Missionaries Found in Amazon Jungle
• Hurricane God Under Attack
• Graffiti For God Causes Trouble
• Car Mileage Blamed For Miami Death
• Pin The Cross on Jesus Recalled
• Philip Morris Inc. Charged With Blasphemy
• Chicken Fried Pork Responsible For Murder
• Falling Cross Kills Boston Preacher
• Freethinkers Attacked by Angry Christians
• Jesus Saves A Pussy
• God Glass Under Investigation
• Slow Moving Solipsist Loses His Head
• Jesus Lollipop Sales Soar
• Cult Leader Says God Ordered Killings
• Dallas TV Evangelist Sues Fan
• Bowlers Smash Jesus to Pieces
• Four Leaf Clovers Are Evil
• Pope Poop Cross Causes Miracles
• Communion Ceremonies Under Attack
• Iowa Pigs Pray Before Meals
• Robot Preachers For Sale
• Man Found Dead on Bed of Bibles
• Firecrackers For God
• NASA Listens to God
• Bubble Blowing Christian Sues Former Employer
• World's First Christian Dog
• Satan Scares Elderly Man to Death
• The World's Most Superstitious Person
• Christian Consensus Seems Doomed
• Falwell Attacks 'Deck the Halls'
• Chicago Teacher Suspended
• Tulsa Couple Sues Bible-Bellowing Baptists
• Jesus 2000 Doll Hits Store Shelves

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