Vatican Auctions Saint Peter Relic to Pay
For Priestly Pedophilia

VATICAN CITY (EAP) -- Times are tough for the Vatican these days, with case after case of sexual abuse committed by Priests and trusted members of the Church coming into the limelight. The Roman Catholic Church seems to be a hotbed of pedophilia and pushed-under-the-rug promiscuity, which seems strange since the Priests are supposed to be "Men of God" and "Holier than thou."

If you can't trust the Priests, who can you trust?