Pope Poop Cross Causes Miracles

VATICAN CITY (EAP) -- An Italian plumber claims the feces of Pope John Paul II is responsible for miracles. The man was called to fix a clogged toilet in the Vatican, and saved the source of the clog and fashioned it into a cross which he now wears around his neck.

Antonio Romero, 35, self-employed plumber, claims that his business has tripled since he began wearing the Pope poop cross.