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JUAREZ, NEW MEXICO (EAP) -- A life-size statue of Jesus has attracted huge crowds of women this past week to the town of Juarez, New Mexico. The statue, located on the front lawn of Lakeside Methodist Church, was vandalized two weeks ago when a group of suspected atheist hoodlums attached an erect penis to the statue. Crowds of women have been gathering around the statue this past week to admire the fully engorged sex organ of their beloved Jesus. "I was horrified when I saw what someone had done to the statue of our holy savior," said Pat McCoy, Pastor of the Church. "I tried to pull off the penis, but it's really welded on tight. I also tried hammering it off, but it only bent the penis a little and attracted more attention from women who claim to like curved penises."
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