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VATICAN CITY (EAP) -- Pope John Paul II has recently made his sweat available for sale to the public in an attempt to raise money to pay for his new private million-dollar sauna. The Papal sweat is collected with special Holy towels while the Pope sits in his new sauna drinking Holy water to keep himself hydrated. After emerging from the sauna, the sweat is wrung from the towels and bottled for sale. An ounce of Papal sweat is currently priced at $100, and smaller 1/2 ounce bottles are available for $60.
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