|
BOSTON (EAP) -- A Boston man was beheaded by a train yesterday after sitting on local railroad tracks while being cheered on by a group of fellow solipsists as they saw the approaching train coming down the tracks. 25-year-old Theodore Seeber was pronounced dead on the scene after being decapitated by the locomotive as he tried to back his way off of the tracks while crawling on his hands and knees. The group of observers did nothing to discourage Seeber's attempt to prove reality is just a dream until it was too late, and claim they can't even prove he existed in the first place.
Full Story Available on CD -- Click Here |