Communion Wine Spiked With Viagra

LEWISVILLE, TX (EAP) -- A practical joke took a rather odd turn last Sunday at Kingston Lutheran Church in Lewisville, after someone apparently spiked the communion wine with large doses of Viagra.

"I suspected something was wrong when I noticed many of the men squirming in their seats," said Pastor Larry Barnes. "It was a nice day outside, and at first I thought they were just anxious to get out of here."

"My husband started rubbing my leg in a rather sensual manner," said Mrs. Tom Kerr, longtime member of the church. "He grabbed my hand and put it in his lap. I wasn't sure what to think," she said.

Things took a turn for the worse when 9-year-old Tim Sutter stood up and shouted "Look, my pee pee is stiff just like Mr. Roberts said it would be some day!"